"A little rebellion now and then is a good thing and as necessary in the political world as storms in the physical.” -- Thomas Jefferson

“Under every stone lurks a politician.” -- Aristophanes

“The word 'politics' is derived from the word 'poly', meaning 'many', and the word 'ticks', meaning 'blood sucking parasites'.” -- Larry Hardiman

"Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy.” -- Ernest Benn

"Ninety percent of the politicians give the other ten percent a bad reputation.” -- Henry Kissinger

"The problem with political jokes is they get elected.” -- Henry Cate VII

"You've got to vote for someone. It's a shame, but it's got to be done.” -- Whoopi Goldberg

"Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards, if you disgrace yourself you can always write a book.” -- Ronald Reagan